Ask me things

A whole lotta nonsense

marielxhearts:

redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

I was literally just talking about this

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1 hour ago
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samspratt:

Started randomly doodling shapes an hour or two ago and it turned into this guy. I’ve named him Jürgen Wafflebaum

samspratt:

Started randomly doodling shapes an hour or two ago and it turned into this guy. I’ve named him Jürgen Wafflebaum

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1 day ago
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Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.
red-lipstick:

Clint Reid aka Tillman Project (Oklahoma City, OK, USA) - The Archer  Pen, Watercolors

red-lipstick:

Clint Reid aka Tillman Project (Oklahoma City, OK, USA) - The Archer  Pen, Watercolors

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1 day ago
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salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

Pure gold

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2 days ago
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genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

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2 hours ago
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eatsleepdraw:

For more of my work check out my illustration blog :)
http://bennybrowns.tumblr.com/

eatsleepdraw:

For more of my work check out my illustration blog :)

http://bennybrowns.tumblr.com/

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1 day ago
313 notes
I am leaving you with a gift—peace of mind and heart. And the peace I give is a gift the world cannot give. So don’t be troubled or afraid.
(‭John‬ ‭14‬:‭27‬ NLT)

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1 day ago
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disgustinganimals:

cetaprincipissa:

disgustinganimals

it’s defensive posture is lackluster and reflexes are slow.
i don’t even think it realizes that the human has defeated its back feetsy.  
eyes too sleepy.
tummy too wiggly.
i don’t want any of this.

disgustinganimals:

cetaprincipissa:

disgustinganimals

it’s defensive posture is lackluster and reflexes are slow.

i don’t even think it realizes that the human has defeated its back feetsy.  

eyes too sleepy.

tummy too wiggly.

i don’t want any of this.

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1 day ago
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electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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2 days ago
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